1. Sadly, there's nothing illegal about this marriage.
2. If you want that kind of attention...
3. This is what happens when no one goes shopping...
4. This is what happens when no one goes shopping...
5. Someone's pissed at daddy.
6. Tennis' only hardcore fan.
7. That's gotta be an automatic fail in traffic school.
8. At least his friends are sympathetic.
9. Who knew God rocked so hard?
10. This man really, REALLY liked monkeys.
11. Best fountain ever.
12. The cat equivalent of the lobster tank.
13. They went with the ever-classy airbrushed wedding.
14. What are kids studying these days?!
15. Sweet Dreams.
16. Those of you in the front row WILL get wet.
17. Today's weather in Tokyo, cloudy with a chance of Rodan.
18. Mother Nature is a dirty girl!
19. Believe it or not, it's not up to code!
20. Thanks kids!
21. Behold: the power of duct tape.
22. Won't someone please think of the cockroaches?!
23. He might want to get the rear suspension checked out...
24. Those sexy wedding sandals really accentuate the cankles.
25. IED or DUI?
26. Yeah, well his mom thinks he's cool.
27. Smiling Bob's got nothing on this guy.
28. Can this technically be marked wrong?
29. How does that irony taste?
30. They outsourced that?!
31. No one may defeat God-Jesus.
32. If that doesn't cheer him up, nothing will.
33. Doublemint rejects.
34. That's one way to fight childhood obesity.
35. An ideal carry-on for your next flight.
36. Why are you crying? It's just a large carnivorous cat!
37. Talk about kicking someone when they're down.
38. A match made in–well, certainly not heaven.
39. UFC? MMA? Gorilla fights are where it's at.
40. Always check the tag.
41. Be thankful you're a man.
42. Can you spot the 5 reasons why this is just sad?
43. Is this supposed to be funny or terrifying?
44. Just a "heads up"
45. One of these things is not like the other...
46. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.
47. Ridged for your pleasure
48. Suprisingly, nobody wanted to be the back end...
49. Where's the groom?
50. How dare you question the masculinity of soccer!
51. I wonder what the bet was...
52. Good Boy!
53. Take that, Shaqtus.
54. Even paintings of Tiger can't keep it in their pants...
55. Stick it to those mean bullies at the office.
56. He figured all camels should have two humps.
57. Apparently the groom picked out her dress.
58. Sometimes 'going green' just isn't practical
59. "I didn't see it" isn't gonna fly
60. The Rifleman always has wood.
61. Which one's the good cop?
62. You should really watch more women's golf...
63. Stay in scohol.
64. Truth in advertising.
65. You know it's summer when girls show off their bellybuttons.
66. Not-so-easy Rider
67. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
68. The cut-off jean shorts add an extra touch of class.
69. Two spotters and this still happened?!
70. When the OSHA rep's away, the idiots will play.
71. How dad got out of giving the kids haircuts...
72. Don't ask, don't tell. (please)
73. Jenga!
74. Daddy's little helper
75. Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead
76. At least they're upfront about it.
77. Kids do the darndest things
78. "Oh, we wanted to make a LEFT turn"
79. Bobbing for God-knows-what.
80. Butt lift gone wrong
81. Let's hope he's some sort of Jedi or something.
82. The Pete Townshend Home Guitar Repair Kit
83. See? There are plenty of employment opportunities.
84. He's a big OJ fan
85. That high-fiber dog food really did the trick.
86. The perfect Mother's Day gift.
87. One more reason to be thankful they lost WWII.
88. So what do they do here?
89. MacGyver would be proud.
90. A literally crappy job requires a good sense of humor.
91. A little paint and it's just like new.
92. She wasn't smiling in the next picture.
93. They make it really easy in California.
94. A sad glimpse into her future.
95. Any other time, though...
96. Can I get combined shipping if I order some 'assault'?
97. If the sign wasn't there, everyone would be touching it.
98. I got shotgun!
99. Lucky horse.
100. It's a trap!

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