Join Steve Czaban and friends for an absolutely BRUISING day of golf at one of the most spectacular, and punishing layouts in all of Wisconsin, the Bull at Pinehurst Farms.

Czabe plans to set the course up as SADISTICALLY as possible, as teams will all play from not just the Championship Tees (7,354 yards) but they'll have their RIGHT FOOT IN THE ROUGH on some teeboxes!

Tucked pins? Oh, hell, yeah! Lightning fast greens. Uh, huh. Small-dog-swallowing rough? Of course.

"Look, some golf outings promise players a 'great time', but I want to try the opposite," Czabe said. "I want to promise - and deliver - a miserable time. In fact, I want everybody to be so miserable, they actually start to have a good time once they see the 18th hole is approaching."

"When you play a course like The Bull, you should every now and then be faced with taking the ol' Bloody Horns. Leave your cryin' towel at home, folks!"

The Bloody Horns Open is limited to the FIRST 20 two-man teams. Format is captain's choice, so bring a partner who can at least drive it past the ladies tees. And in case things get really squirrelly, there is a "Max Triple" rule so you can pick up once you royally screw up a hole.

Each team will get an autographed photo with Czabe, a post-round buffet, and a round of golf at a truly world-class, Jack Nicklaus designed championship layout.

All for just $99! That's $35 less than the standard published rate!

Who loves ya!? Czabe, that's who.

Who hates you? The game of golf, that's who!

Sign up now, and be ready to get the most awesome ass-whippin' of your golf life!